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    Playing online casino games comes with a range of emotions determined by the win-or-lose outcome.

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    What did the rabbit say to the lion at the roulette table?
    - I’m glad you’re not a Cheetah!

    My girlfriend says she’ll leave me because I’m developing a gambling problem.
    - I bet you she’s bluffing!

    My uncle lost to gambling, so I asked him if his wife left him.
    - He replied: ‘I’m not that lucky’.

    What’s the difference between a land-based and an online casino?
    - Nobody laughs at you when you lose online.

    People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought me and my family closer.
    - We now live in a one-bedroom unit.

    I asked the Genie to make me irresistible.
    - He turned me into a winning slot machine.

    What did the dealer say to the deck of cards?
    - I can’t deal with you anymore.

    I wish Covid-19 started in Vegas because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

    What is the best way to keep your husband from gambling?
    - Spend the money first.

    They say 1 out of every 7 friends has a gambling addiction. My money is on Dave.

    What is the poker dealer’s favourite song?
    - Every day I’m shuffling.

    My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but then I realised she just wanted to do the laundry. So, I folded.

    Why can’t pirates play cards?
    - Because they’re standing on the deck!

    What does a blackjack player eat for dinner?
    - Whatever his comp card allows him to.

    How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
    - Pay him for the pizza.

    Sign you might have a poker addiction: Your children are named Check and Raise.

    Marriage is like a deck of cards: All you need at first is two hearts and a diamond; but in the end, you wish you had a club and spade!

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    Russian roulette may be the easiest game on Earth. Not a single person alive has ever lost at it.

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    1. I’m going to an Abba-themed poker night. The winner takes it all.

    2. A midget chef had to quit his job at a casino; he said the steaks were too high.

    3. What would you call an iguana that runs a casino? The Lizard of Odds.

    4. I’m an accountant for Hallmark. They throw me out of casinos because I’m a “professional card counter”.

    5. Did you hear they arrested a T-Rex after he was hired at the casino? He turned out to be a small arms dealer.

    6. Why aren’t there any casinos in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs.

    7. I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump the highest. I like a gambol.

    8. How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.

    9. I’ve always wondered… Does a glassmaker with a gambling addiction suffer from win-dough pain?

    10. China’s currency could depreciate soon. Yuan a bet?

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    Published: December 6, 2022

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